Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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