The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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