We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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