Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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