Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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