She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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