in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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