why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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