shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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