I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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