Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
its not stalking. its research.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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