having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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