i jhust puked up my retainher.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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