what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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