I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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