2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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