Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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