ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She even gives head with a lisp.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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