after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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