I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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