Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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