i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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