I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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