plz talk dirty to me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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