Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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