You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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