Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Can Purell be used as lube?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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