what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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