I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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