I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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