Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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