It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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