I just cut my nipple shaving
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My vagina just recognized that song.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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