It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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