Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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