Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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