____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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