God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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