IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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