ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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