dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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