So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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