Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You ever have a fart follow you around?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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