stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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