My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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