need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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