bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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