no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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