what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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