honey bunches of taint.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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