And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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