Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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